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He's not a real Brit. They need to ship him back to India.

Sounds like the kid needs his ass beaten.

Shadow chancellor abandons bipartisan approach to banking crisis with attack on prime minister I think this guy analyzes correctly the situation.

Let's hope they get a ton of muzzies with these.

For those who don't have understood the consequences of the Credit crunch,here is the first signs and it is not funny at all... France will be hit hard but less than english i think (When the system will function again normally,we will know it).

English may as well just give the whole country to the Muzz and get it over with. I have also read that the homo Scandinavian countries feed their infidel kids this shit Muzzie food as well. You people better grow a pair and soon. A Muzz is touching all of the meat in these schools, disgusting.

A woman celebrating her 105th birthday says that celibacy and staying single has been the key to her long life.

Sadly, all European buildings will soon be converter to islamic buildings.

A gardener has been ordered by council chiefs to remove three foot high barbed wire ringing his allotment - in case thieves scratch themselves climbing over it. Bill Malcolm, 61, took the drastic step of installing the wire in a bid to prevent burglars raiding his tool shed and ransacking his vegetable plots. Intruders have struck three times in four months, stealing more than £300 worth of hardware, including spades, forks and hoes as well as destroying his potato patch. The fed-up gardener surrounded his 600 square yard site in Worcester with a single strand of barbed wire, which stood no more than waist high.

Who cares if they execute him? Ship his ass back.

Just shows how fuck up in the UK and all over Europe. Its insane.

No one has been arrested.

And hopefully no one will be. BTW Pitpig, where were you when this happened?

British drivers caught speeding in France could get points on their licences - serves them right for going there in the first place - they deserve all they get - British drivers caught speeding in France could get points on their licences. French ministers are fed up with the 550,000 Brits, 900,000 Germans and 350,00 Italians a year caught by speed cameras.

UK savings frozen after Landsbanki goes bust - what did they expect sending their cash 2 Iceland summer sun ?? - British savers have been blocked from withdrawing funds from Icesave, the internet savings bank that is owned by Landsbanki, after Iceland’s financial regulator took control of the country's second largest bank .

[Um food for thought...]

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'Moody' gardener 'poisoned judge's plants' after being sacked - A disgruntled gardener poisoned a retired High Court judge's plants when he sacked him after a long-running feud with his horticulturist wife, a court has heard.

42-day detention Bill to be shelved after U-turn - Gordon Brown today began an embarrassing retreat on his plan to hold terrorist suspects for up to 42 days without charge. - The flagship anti-terrorism legislation will be allowed to die when, as expected, it is defeated in the Lords, government sources indicated. - ha ha the legislation should be allowed 2 die as should Gordon the moron Brooown

In war against terror, the British are just and simply the champions of bravery. But tell me. We are in A-Stan to fight the Taliban, no?

The EU, a lumbering behemoth headed for a cliff, too slug witted to change direction.

As the Western world's banking system teeters on the edge of collapse, one crucial factor in this unprecedented crisis has gone almost entirely unnoticed - although David Cameron made a veiled reference to it on Tuesday. At the heart of this catastrophe lies a drastic change made last year to banking regulations, which has led to the current freezing of the money markets. Without it, most of the banks that have collapsed, such as Lehman Brothers, might have survived. Last December, a leading City economist, Professor Peter Spencer of Ernst & Young's Item Club, warned that unless something was done urgently to modify the new rules, the resulting paralysis of the banking system would "make 1929 look like a walk in the park". Last week, as his prediction seemed to be coming true, the US was moving to change the rules. But in the EU they are enshrined in a directive which could take months, or years, to unpick.

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"We're not going to win this war," Brigadier Mark Carleton-Smith was quoted as saying in a British newspaper, published on Sunday. "The American strategy is destined to fail" Qari Yusuf Ahmadi, a spokesman for the Taliban, told Al Jazeera that Carleton-Smith's comments showed that the conflict could be ended only by foreign troops leaving Afghanistan.

Comedian Harry Enfield has been banned from performing as a sex-crazed Muslim hoodie in his new BBC comedy show Harry And Paul.

Peter Mandelson will make a sensational return to the Cabinet in a major reshuffle to be unveiled by Gordon Brown later today. The European Commissioner for Trade will be made a peer and join the Government as Secretary for Business, sitting in the Lords. John Hutton, the current Business Secretary, will be promoted to Defence Secretary, taking over from Des Browne, who will leave the Cabinet. WILL HIS LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND BE CALLED LADY MANDELSON

Well I along with most of my coworkers would be fired because of this. I doubt if calling them shithead would fly with these people.

Sir Ian Blair resignation: Met chief forced out by Boris Johnso - I am surprised at this - I have been behind Boris 100% and could not wait 2 get rid of that arsehole Livingston - everyone said he would fuck up and indeed they have been proved right - making him stand down gives credence 2 the two coons taking him 2 the tribunals - Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur and Ali Dizaei An Iranian-born Muslim both of who are on "gardening" leave - Boris you twat what have you done - do you really want them promoted any fucking higher you tosspot

The controversial novel The Jewel of Medina may not be published in Britain after the firebombing of her publisher’s London home. WHEN IS THE WORM GOING TO FINALLY TURN???

Rest in peace, Sir. You've earned it.

An amateur chef died the day after eating a "superhot" chilli in a bet with his friend over who could make the hottest dish. .... Amateurs should never attempt making chile unless they are trained in working with explosives .... Texans and Mexicans understand this ... Years of training are required to condition the mouth, throat, gut, and ass-hole to withstand the fiery hell of a good bowl of Terlingua red. ... Good chile is "tasted" twice. .... Ordinary mortals may accidentally pass through the Pearly Gates if they are unfamiliar with the basics of chile making and the slow acquisition of a cast iron stomache. ... Andrew Lee was an unfortunate casualty. ... May he rest in peace.

Hague: Conservatives may hold 'retrospective' referendum on Lisbon Treaty - In an interview with the Sunday Times, Shadow Foreign Secretary William Hague said that the Conservatives may hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty, even if the Treaty has been ratified before the party can form a Government. - thats what we (the United Kingdom) needed 2 hear - would be better if he had said we would get a referendum whatever though - fuck atafuckinglunatic and his like

A lorry driver has been forced to flee after the 60,000 tins of custard and rice pudding he was transporting began to explode. POSTED JUST TO GIVE YOU A LAUGH

Every person flying into Britain will be offered a free cup of tea and a biscuit in an ambitious, if eccentric, plan to make the country more cheerful. THEY SHOULD GET A PORK SANDWICH AS WELL

Dumbasses.

The daughter of the radical Islamic cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed has admitted that she works as a topless pole dancer in nightclubs.

It's Official: Lib Dem Boss Is A Nuisance - of course he is - as are all Libs - should have fined the party ten bob and bankrupted them - Clegg Makes 250,000 Phone Calls - LIB DEM leader Nick Clegg was yesterday found guilty of bombarding 250,000 homes with nuisance phone calls.

Jacqui Smith unveils the UK's new identity card - with no sign of Britain - The UK's first identity card for 60 years has been unveiled by Jacqui Smith - with no sign of the union flag or mention of the word Britain. - Ministers argue that the cards will prevent illegal immigration and employment - were they just saving ink - none of our national flags or our flowers - yet the EU bull and five stars are on it - Perhaps the bull represents all the bullshit we keep getting from europe and the stars are really mushrooms that grow because they keep us in the dark and keep feeding us shit

Toilet facilities are being built at London's Olympic Park so Muslims will not have to face Mecca while sitting on the loo. The Olympic Delivery Authority has said it wants to produce an ideal venue for people of all cultures, faiths, ages and abilities for the 2012 Games and beyond. The Islamic religion prohibits Muslims from facing the Kiblah - the direction of prayer - when they visit the lavatory. This is no longer PC. This is something else. This is.............well, you fill in the blank

Irish No campaign condemns "outrageous" claims from MEPs that it is a US-backed conspiracy - Declan Ganley, founder of the Irish anti-Lisbon Treaty group, Libertas, has made further disclosures of his campaign's finances, after being accused by MEPs of being part of a US-backed conspiracy against a stronger EU. Ganley told the Irish Times that he considered the remarks, made by EU Parliament President Hans-Gert Pöttering, to be "absolutely outrageous". what he actually said was the EU making a cunt of itself again looking for scapegoats - get this into your thick heads the more you grizzle and whine the further the Bog Trotters dig their heels in - they are saving europe from itself and good on them for it

Alleged terrorists wanted 'violent jihad' - these fucking scum - they all need the death penalty and their remains wrapped in pigskin and buried secretly in some bog - A MANCHESTER taxi driver was a secret member of al-Qaida who had a terrorists' "contacts book" with phone numbers written in invisible ink, a court was told.

I swear UK is going islamic before fwance. Muzz are pretty much running cultural/social things now as it is.