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The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By MsBehavePremium member Comments: 6002, member since Sat Apr 02, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 07:18 PM

I've run into a "n00b" called assmuncher. The Urban Dictionary has this to say about "assmuncher":

1. assmuncher
a. A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy.
b. Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."
e.g., That fucking assmuncher just ran a red light and cut me off.

2. assmuncher
a. A person who likes to munch ass.
b. BigVern.
e.g., BigVern, you assmuncher!

3. assmuncher
a. Apple Manager
e.g., I can't believe that Assmuncher got promoted!

4. assmuncher
a. A persona made up by a coward, thinking people weren't smart enough to figure out who he is. :)
e.g., Do you think that cowardly assmuncher will ever show his face on FF again?

So far, an "assmuncher" sounds fairly gay, pretty cowardly, and not at all what I would have expected of someone I once admired. Any thoughts out there?

38 Replies to The Elusive "Assmuncher"

re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By BigDaddyCruzmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 16958, member since Mon Mar 10, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 07:23 PM
Fisrt person that pops up in my mind.
Image hotlink - 'http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i640/91027.415my_first_photoshop.jpg'
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By BiteMeFrancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7712, member since Sun Apr 06, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 07:26 PM
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 19:27:40
I can assure you BigDaddy, that ain't the first person that comes to my mind.


It's funny really Bee, how some don't think we are smart enough to rub two sticks together, no less figure out who they are. :) Certainly not the behavior of someone I once liked and admired.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By MsBehavePremium member Comments: 6002, member since Sat Apr 02, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 07:29 PM
BigDaddyCruz wrote:

Fisrt person that pops up in my mind.
Image hotlink - 'http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i640/91027.415my_first_photoshop.jpg'

Ordinarily, that would be my first thought, too. Or, some other french dirtbag from the metrosexual contingent. Unfortunately, it's not.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By starspangled Comments: 22554, member since Sat Dec 27, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:00 PM
1. assmuncher
a. A cannibal who eats democrats.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By BiteMeFrancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7712, member since Sun Apr 06, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:29 PM
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 20:29:40
Maybe we are being too rough? The black plague could have taken out the whole village. :(
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By sgian Comments: 976, member since Wed Jul 09, 2008
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:37 PM
I was thinking Australia, but then I noticed BMF mentioned liking and admiring the person in the past. I guess PR ain't it then.

Now you all have got us curious about who it is. www.fuckfrance.com . . . has no posts, so it must be chat or private messages. Don't people who make dupe accounts get banned?
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By Mouse Comments: 7113, member since Wed May 25, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:38 PM
My two favorite cunts on one thread...

Vern would stomp on your crusty balls MsB...
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By Mouse Comments: 7113, member since Wed May 25, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:40 PM
Post reported...use the flame section next time :O
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By BiteMeFrancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7712, member since Sun Apr 06, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:40 PM
Report it, I need a good laugh.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By MsBehavePremium member Comments: 6002, member since Sat Apr 02, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:41 PM
Mouse wrote:

My two favorite cunts on one thread...

Vern would stomp on your crusty balls MsB...

He would have a problem finding yours, lush.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By Mouse Comments: 7113, member since Wed May 25, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:42 PM
BiteMeFrance wrote:

Report it, I need a good laugh.


Check your mail...retard...
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By BiteMeFrancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7712, member since Sun Apr 06, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:47 PM
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 20:47:37
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 20:49:07
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 20:49:26
Fuck, never mind, not coming out right, and just pissing me off.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By PresidentChirac Comments: 1717, member since Sat Jul 16, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:49 PM
WTF? I thought you and Big Vern were good friends? What happened for you to turn on him? :(
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By BiteMeFrancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7712, member since Sun Apr 06, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:51 PM
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 20:52:24
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 21:18:00
Blah
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By MsBehavePremium member Comments: 6002, member since Sat Apr 02, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:53 PM
PresidentChirac wrote:

WTF? I thought you and Big Vern were good friends? What happened for you to turn on him? :(

We used to be. But, I found out he is a sniveling coward who likes to trifle with people's emotions.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By PresidentChirac Comments: 1717, member since Sat Jul 16, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:56 PM
Dayam!
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By Mouse Comments: 7113, member since Wed May 25, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 08:57 PM
PresidentChirac wrote:

WTF? I thought you and Big Vern were good friends? What happened for you to turn on him? :(


You give a cunt power and by proxy other cunts...

Well, you see what happens...
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Mouse Comments: 7113, member since Wed May 25, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:03 PM
If you really want to know what is going on...it's the same story over and over...

Look at *timmy* he was a drunk and had to go to rehab, but he told that cunt HUR and booyah about his problems...and before you knew it...it was all over FF...

You let a woman be a moderator and that's what you get.

I'd advise everyone to stay away from the toxic twins...

And you've never seen me say this ever on this site...fuck around at your own risk.

/Done with this thread...
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By CaptnMorgan Comments: 21841, member since Mon Jun 09, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:06 PM
Image hotlink - 'http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr296/frontdeboeuf/medium_HappyBDay_.jpg'
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By BiteMeFrancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7712, member since Sun Apr 06, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:07 PM
lol..."Toxic Twins" I like that. :D
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By PresidentChirac Comments: 1717, member since Sat Jul 16, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:07 PM
I guess I missed the entire thing. I also missed it when pitpig finally got poupon's number as well. I guess it's just as well. If you blink on here everybody changes jerseys and you have to start all over.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By BiteMeFrancemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7712, member since Sun Apr 06, 2003
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:10 PM
Edited by BiteMeFrance (62147) on 2008-10-05 21:13:03
lol...hell I miss alot. How did everyone get personal info on everyone else? I never get the good gossip. :(




P.S. My jeresy is still orange, and am still upset over their defeat in the Euro. :(
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By sgian Comments: 976, member since Wed Jul 09, 2008
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:13 PM
neither do I. I feel completely out of the loop.
re: The Elusive "Assmuncher" en>fr fr>en
By MsBehavePremium member Comments: 6002, member since Sat Apr 02, 2005
On Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:13 PM
Mouse wrote:

If you really want to know what is going on...it's the same story over and over...

Look at *timmy* he was a drunk and had to go to rehab, but he told that cunt HUR and booyah about his problems...and before you knew it...it was all over FF...

And, for anyone that didn't know about Timmy's problems, they sure do now, huh, genius?
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