Here, we are 10 months into 2008 and no one's posted a "Guess the Shemale" Game yet. What about our traditions, people?!!

Oh well... here ya go.

Above are six pictures. Which would you take home and which would you kick in the balls?

First to guess them all gets 20K.

As always, gratuitous female nudity to keep the fRench away:

I'm gonna say #2 the tits don't look right.

No fair,, in real life the adams apple shows.

Number 1




Do I hang my head in shame? Or pop a woody?

1-2-4

The first three look iffy...

N°2! (i would have said more than one but...)

by the way, stupid BUT funny game

That's a man, man.
I am not taking any chances, shemales: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.

We like the gratuitous female nudity...

I don't care, just tell me number 4 is not a man, please do, because if she is all that's left for me to do is cut my balls off.

Other than that, 1 and 2 are clearly suspicious, number 3 looks like she's been raped by an angry rhino and number 6 just got the door of an elevator closed on her face, which doesn't tell us about its genitals but gives us a good idea of how dumb she really is.

I'd say 1, 2 and 6 are johnson's carriers, just to be on the safe side.
If all of them are shemales you should be permbanned.

Edit: I was looking for shemales on google to see if one of those girls were on the display, then it hit me, I was looking at girls with dicks because of this website instead of simply fuck the real one who's besides me.
ATM, you should be shot in the head with a tomahawk missile.

zis thread iz gay!

All of them apart from No. 2 who's your wife.

Trafalgar wrote:

All of them apart from No. 2 who's your wife.

I would have said "who's your daddy"

i'd say number 1

Number 3, to my mind.

Is it your coming out, A_Sinking_Monkey?

I could care less.....i'd cornhole the lot of em.

1 + 4 are dudes.

Your responses are fuckin' hilarious. No wonder CAP started the "Guess a Shemale" game.

Keep guessing...

Not sure about this one...

So how long did you spend on the Internet looking for shemale pictures to make this thread ATM ?

1 is definitely a guy, so is 4 (sadly)

2 has fake tits and thick arms but that could just be an ugly girl... I'm betting it's a guy though, impossible to tell...

The pose of 6 looks like she's showing off dick, what else would be the point of that pose, she's lifting a leg and hiding her tits - and what's up with that finger in the mouth? Who goes for that?

3 is probably a girl. What would be the point of a spreading pose when you have a dick, unless... those hands look like they belong to a male...

5 is completely elusive.

Please close this thread and ban ATM, this is disturbing. They're probably all guys,

You have to tell within an hour. Everything else is cruelty and I will kick your shemale ass if I dream about this.

Well... tough call, but like Han Solo always says: "I have a bad feeling about this"! I'm gonna have to go with 6 shemales here, they're all dodgy!

Number 1 doesn't look right. Those titties look like they were stretched by a surgeon.

Here are the answers:
1. Shemale (real tits don't hang like that)
2. Shemale (jaw like a linebacker)
3. Slut just fucked by angry rhino with real tits
4. Tall Brazilian slut with small tits
5. Russian whore with big nose
6. Slut with ugly face and hot bod

So, from what I can figure:
FrenchDoSmell: Spotted Shemale #2, but missed Shemale #1 so you'll take in the ass but on the bright side you get pussy from the other four.

Mahalo: Missed out on getting any pussy, but you won't need any kleenex or Preparation H.

LMAO: Spotted Shemale #1, but you missed Shemale #2 so you'll be spitting semen but on the bright side you get pussy from the other four.

Mandr: Spotted both Shemales, but you insulted the Brazilian amazon, so after you recovered from that kick to your groin, you'd get to fuck the other three.

IBigMang: Spotted both Shemales, but insulted the "chick fucked by angry rhino", so she'll rub her bloody snail trail on your new carpet (cleaning bill is going to SUCK). On the bright side, you get laid three times.

Abraracoursix: You spotted Shemale #2, but misread the intentionally vague rules so you'll be sitting on an inflatable butt donut for a few days after Shemale #1 gives you a pounding. On the upside, the other four sluts are going to fuck your brains out.

G3S3B: No guts no glory. Your holes are safe, but throwing them all out left your jimmy cold and lonely.

Lovemore: You spotted both shemales but threw a perfectly tight pussy out of bed. Seriously, the girl's face is kind of wierd but the rest of her is pretty damn hot.

Trafalgar: You managed to miss the gender of 5 out of 6. Does living in Spain have anything to do with your inability to discern a shemale from a female?

Stonecleaver: Spotted one shemale but the other is sneaking up behind you with a KY-coated schlong. Take the four sluts and hide!

Malbarre: Typical fRenchman, you insult a perfectly sluttly female and end up getting DP'd by Shemales #1 and #2. What did you say? I can't quite understand you with all that gurgling you're doing.

Nerka: The four females you cornholed want you dead and will follow you to the ends of the Earth. Move to Nova Scotia. Should be safe since its beyond the ends of the Earth. Stay away from Halifax, the two shemales you cornholed fell in love with you and want to get married.

GoWestYoungMan: You got Shemale #1, but Shemale #2 stretched your love tunnel. And #4 is a Brazilian with a temper... you really shouldn't have accused her of having a dick. Seriously, she has a pair of scissors. Run!

Bratwurst1978: You spotted Shemale #1, but what about #4 makes her "obviously" a he-she? Her small tits? Not nice. As for Shemale #2, you didn't take her home because she was "ugly" not because you thought she had a dick. We notice that kind of nuance around here, mister. As for #3 (aka "manhands"), she's posing like that to show off her pussy, you know, the one that was just fucked by an angry rhino? So, you couldn't tell if #5's ass was shemale or female? Lay off the Yeagermeister before playing next time. As for #6, all girl. So turn off the lights so you don't have to look at her face, but don't kick her out of bed. Geez.

GlobalVillage: The odds were 4-2 in favor of getting a pussy royal flush and you folded. Where are the brave fRenchmen of yesteryear that traveled the world to fuck any pussy they could find? By the way, I'm convinced the indians lost to the Union because of all that fRench DNA your trappers left in their gene pool in the 17th century. Today is a sad day for fRance. Napoleon's ghost will haunt you tonight (He looks like Shemale #2 now. Satan made an example out of him. Could of been worse, you could be haunted by the shemale ghost formerly known as Adolf Hitler).

FuhkFrenchToads: You spotted Shemale #1, but stock up on Kleenex 'cause your nose will be running with semen from Shemale #2. On the upside, maybe the juice of four different pussies will wash the taste out of your mouth.

DutchHateFrogs2: Dude, seriously, WTF?!!

So... who the fuck won? Unless there are objections, I'll split the 20K between Bratwurst and Lovemore at 10K each.

FuhkFrenchToads: You spotted Shemale #1, but stock up on Kleenex 'cause your nose will be running with semen from Shemale #2. On the upside, maybe the juice of four different pussies will wash the taste out of your mouth.

Honestly, I didn't think #2 was a woman either, but you raised the question of ONE of them being a man. So, #1 looks weird as shit, but so does #2. #2 just had a better surgeon, but that thing also does look weird.

One hint you can always count on, is fake hair color. Transexuals change everything, including hair. Notice the fake blond hair with the obviously black roots on #1, and ... c'mon... that #2 thing can't possibly be real.

But, I concede I did not vote correctly and so, go ahead and let the Karma go to the best answer