I just returned from my doc's office (who I found out was a friend of Fred(theLyingKing)Masse) and he performed a procedure called a frontal lobotomy so as I could communicate better with the eurotards on ff.com!

Lo and behold I now have a completely new set of beliefs and principles which are guiding my life. No longer will I have any problems accepting the eurotards arguments regarding life, the USA, and Europe's superiority in all things from athletics to commerce to secularity to food to socialism.

Here is a list of examples of my new found beliefs (I hope all who read this will accept these without having to suffer the severe headache that goes with the aftermath of a frontal lobotomy to accept these as truth):

1) Man has never landed on the moon.

2) 9/11 was a conspiracy between the USA and Israel.

3) The USA only entered World War II so that their big corporations could make a hundred gazillion million dollars from supplying war materials and later in reconstructing all the damage we inflicted.

4) Socialism hasn't killed nearly as many people as Christianity.

5) Soccer is more of a man's game than American football.

6) Stinky cheese and wine is better than rare steak and beer.

7) The EU would win more medals than the USA at an Olympics, even if they only sent 1 entry per event.

8) The Soviet Union single-handedly won World War II.

9) France's colonial system has proved to be better for the lands they conquered than any other country's (ie England's).

10) Hurricane Katrina, the tsunami of '04 and AIDs were all created by GW Bush for evil purposes.

11) The USA is solely responsible for the high cost of petroleum products....and for global warming.

12) Europeon powers had no part in establishing the slave trade to the North American continent.

13) France's army single handedly freed Paris in WW II.

14) The political class automatically knows what is best for the people under its shadow, as they are ordained by a yet unnamed deity.

15) America's use of atomic weapons on Japan are a prime example of the use of excessive force, something only the USA finds necessary to use because their "warriors" are really fat, lazy slobs.

16) France has a legitimate claim to the land America absconded with using the Lousiana Purchase as a facade.

17) Unlike the French overseas departments, the American far west states are unwillingly part of the USA and really belong to Mexico.

18) The concept of workplace productivity takes a second tier to that of quality of life sponsored by the nanny state.

19) Italy is to France as Boeing is to Airbus.

20) Tolerance is OK as long as you believe what I believe.

21) French is far superior to English.....as any person will gladly lay back and have sex with someone who speaks french.

22) Algeria, Haiti, the Ivory Coast and Sudan are all shining examples of France's military and political success.

23) Man is equal to God.

24) Abortion is not the killing of innocent life, however the death penalty is.

25) Every person in the world should be able to vote in America's elections, not only because they know what is better for America than Americans, but also because its easier to change America than their own country.

26) Bush is stupid, yet he is responsible for methodically bringing the world to the edge of the abyss.

27) Obama is the second coming, although there was never a first coming.

28) Great Britain is better off now than it was 50 years ago.

29) McDonalds sucks..... but we're going there for dinner.

30) American culture sucks..... but after the Barbara Striesand concert we're going to Disney World...and who can't help but love Spears, Madonna, Lohann, Hilton....and the politcal views espoused by Clooney, Damon, the Dixie Chicks, the Boss and now Pamela Anderson.

31) Proof of American stupidity is that Americans won't buy french cars, watch french movies or listen to french music.

32) Further proof of American stupidity is that Americans would rather visit American vacation spots like National Parks and Hawaii than travel to Europe to visit really old, decrepit places.

33) Proof of France's superiority is that English actually has some words that are of french roots.

34) Tis better to accept the consequences of being conquered by a foreign despot than admit that the USA just may be right.

35) America used to be an OK country....but I just can't point out why it used to be better when everything the USA ever did was wrong.

36) Coming to a website like ff.com and then being insulted because you're french is rude on the part of the Americans.

37) France is loved by every person in the world...other than the nasty Americans who are members of ff.com.

38) Given the opportunity, every person would love to live in France....it'll even pay you to live there, no matter how much money you have....egalite!

39) France isn't perfidious, its just always right.

40) The EU will succeed....even if it has to be militarily forced down the throats of the underclass.

41) The french are always impartial in their judgments of others.

42) Its not that the Holocaust never happened, its just that the the Jews deserved it.

43) Dominique de Villepin never lied.

44) France didn't lose World War II twice.

45) France's surrender to Hitler was caused by: 1) the weak British, 2) the impotent Americans, and 3) the Bush family ties to Nazi Germany.

Well, I need to lay down, take a Thorazine and hope my headache disappears...again I hope all you bashers realize how wrong you've been all along. May my personal sacrifice bring you closer to the salvation offered by Europe.....

I just returned from my doc's office (who I found out was a friend of Fred(theLyingKing)Masse)

Yanks can't be lobotomized, they already have their TV and the republicans.

korbach wrote:


Il ne reste plus qu'à enlever l'autre moitié pour que tu cesses enfin d'être un gros con.

Translation: Please cut my dick off so I to can be a Girly Man.

I'm afraid I have to contest no 13.

Frances' army did a great job fighting the nazi's. They halted the blitzkrieg by surendering by the thousands and the french women "gave all" including VD to slow them even more.

You need a diamond drill to
lobotomise Fred Masswe...

34) Tis better to accept the consequences of being conquered by a foreign despot than admit that the USA just may be right.

35) America used to be an OK country....but I just can't point out why it used to be better when everything the USA ever did was wrong.

hummmm pfft

I met an amercian boy, 10 years ago, from Worcester Mass.

He had, like ymifrench, french ancester parents. He was considered as a french in US and as a yankee in France. So he had no country.

He was completly fucked up, a bit like ymi.

Am sure there is something of magic in crossing atlantic ocean...

Il ne reste plus qu'à enlever l'autre moitié pour que tu cesses enfin d'être un gros con.

. . . . I offered to have the other half removed, but the doc said that then I would be required to obtain french citizenship....so I politely declined...but thanks anyways.

46. Americans killed all the native Indians (despite the fact that most of them were dead before the United States even existed).

fredthelyingking wrote:

Yanks can't be lobotomized, they already have their TV and the republicans.

. . . . Your doc friend said to give you his regards and apologized again for mistakenly removing your penis and testicles...he wasn't entirely sure what you meant when you told him you wanted to be a eunuch....but he figured your wife would never notice anyways.

maxedoutonboys wrote:

I met an amercian boy, 10 years ago, from Worcester Mass.

He had, like ymifrench, french ancester parents. He was considered as a french in US and as a yankee in France. So he had no country.

. . . . So I take it that now you've joined atlunatic in trolling for boys in Thailand?

And previously no one here would ever consider me french, now with my lobotomy they may ask questions....especially if I start babbling in gibberish like you usually do.

I would like to thank my ancestors for first Germanizing and then anglicizing our family name.

PrimerX wrote:

46. Americans killed all the native Indians (despite the fact that most of them were dead before the United States even existed).

Thanks! Feel free to add on any other beliefs I may have overlooked......it seems that a shortened memory is part and parcel of being a eurotard...or having a frontal lobotomy.

So just explain to me why, after a shamefull escape of your ancestor from France, 300 years ago, and so that your name has been germanized and then anglicized very long time ago, you call yourself Why am I french?

Are you so desperate you try to look for your origin?

not for the first time apparently

maxedoutoncredit wrote:

]So just explain to me why, after a shamefull escape of your ancestor from France, 300 years ago, and so that your name has been germanized and then anglicized very long time ago, you call yourself Why am I french?

Are you so desperate you try to look for your origin?

. . . . As you're a relative newbie, I'll explain for the umpteenth time.....

"ymifrench" is a sardonic play on dramatic irony. My "character" is woefully complaining that he is by blood forlornly condemned to be one who he eternally despises.

And for what its worth...my mother's ancestors came from France as a member of the King's army in Canaduh. My father's ancestors left France due to religious persecution.

i'madumbfuck wrote:

not for the first time apparently

. . . . Yep, the first time was a french surgeon who fucked it up...as most french doctors are apt to do.

ymifrench wrote:

. . . . Yep, the first time was a french surgeon who fucked it up...as most french doctors are apt to do.

we're sorry,but it explains a lot of thing about you.

yanksaresuperiortofrogs wrote:

we're sorry,but it explains a lot of thing about you.

. . . . Wow, a game like my small children play!

Can I play too?

OK

"Well that explains me, what's your excuse?"

Childish sandpit humor.

your frontal lobotomy failed.

HB wrote:

your frontal lobotomy failed.

. . . . . Yours didn't.

ymifrench wrote:


. . . . . Yours didn't.

Good, you finally had the other half removed and learnt how to bump a thread!

How doe it feel to be jeanvalette?

No_Brain wrote:

Good, you finally had the other half removed and learnt how to bump a thread!

. . . . LOL! Coming from a lobotomized moron who admitted he had to have one to become an American citizen, this is priceless!

The reason the thread got bumped was that your comrade in stupidity, maxedoutondrugs forgot a comment he made a month ago. You ignorant frenchies don't even need a lobotomy to be dumber than a bag of rocks.

BTW.....How do you sleep at night knowing that you're a traitor to your motherland?

J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.
Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?
Parnell: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.