Airbus "management" was FRENCH, corpuscle, when all the fucked-up A380 decisions were made. Without the fucking French, Airbus could be a success.

That's funny. The frogs had no idea a shower might get stuff wet.

Will they ever learn?

I find it HILARIOUS that the usual cowardly French bitches cannot answer very simple, straightforward questions about why there are showers on the A380, and how these showers are meant to operate.

Well, girls? Don't tell me you're all scared of facing the truth?

ROFLMKSAO

TheCaledonian wrote:

I find it HILARIOUS that the usual cowardly French bitches cannot answer very simple, straightforward questions about why there are showers on the A380, and how these showers are meant to operate.

Well, girls? Don't tell me you're all scared of facing the truth?

ROFLMKSAO

It was answered earlier that it's a useless gadget, what do you want rouquemoute?

MatoubLounes wrote:

[q=TheCaledonian]I find it HILARIOUS that the usual cowardly French bitches cannot answer very simple, straightforward questions about why there are showers on the A380, and how these showers are meant to operate.

Well, girls? Don't tell me you're all scared of facing the truth?

ROFLMKSAO

It was answered earlier that it's a useless gadget, what do you want rouquemoute?[/q]

the answer is simple but caldo does not know a lot of things about marketing
There is shower because the customer ask for it and pay for it.
and in French we say that the customer is the King

but caldo has not finished to learn math how want you that he understand marketing

A couple of days more and you would have posted this old piece of news after Emirates have resumed their A380 operations

Is it less true today ?

TheCaledonian wrote:

Showers on an aircraft today are an absolutely vainglorious, ridiculous, ostentatious, pretentious and unnecessary gimmick.

Don't these people change their clothes after they shower?

Do they carry a spare set of clothes in their hand-luggage?

Are the showers and bathrooms cleaned after each use?

Do you have to book your time slot?

What happens if the water runs out and you're still soaping your hair?

What happens if the aircraft encounters turbulence and the captain turns on the seatbelt sign? Are you exempt from the laws of physics because you're under the shower?

Only a company like Airbus that lost the plot years ago could come up with an already failed aircraft like the A380 and a completly ridiculous concept like onboard public showers.

French management and engineering -- as useful as last month's weather forecast.

hahahhaha.....

What happens when the lights go out in the cockpit when you turn the hot water on?

How about a swimming pool ?

korbach wrote:

How about a swimming pool ?

One airline (not Emirates, Airbus' Middle Eastern owners) asked about a hot spa, not an actual pool.

Stupid airline.

Airbus however said they'd look into it, then spent months and big dollars before saying it couldn't be done.

Stupid Airbus.

Haven't seen any reports that Emirates fixed its one and only A380. Did it fly on Friday, I wonder?

ROFLMKSAO

TheCaledonian wrote:

[q=korbach]How about a swimming pool ?

One airline (not Emirates, Airbus' Middle Eastern owners) asked about a hot spa, not an actual pool.

Stupid airline.

Airbus however said they'd look into it, then spent months and big dollars before saying it couldn't be done.

Stupid Airbus.[/q]

The French still have not mastered Eli Whitney's 19th century mass production paradigm.

TheCaledonian wrote:

Airbus "management" was FRENCH, corpuscle, when all the fucked-up A380 decisions were made. Without the fucking French, Airbus could be a success.

Quand on poste des photos de la navette dns cette position:


www.fuckfrance.com . . .
çà prouve bien que l'on y connait rien en aéronautique alors caldo
FERME TA GUEULE PAUVRE NIAIS

Of course not, a giant set of tongs will automatically extend from the wall, and grab your ass!

Just make sure that you have your back to the friggin' things so they don't rip your nuts off.. The only thing more ridiculous than showers on a commercial airliner would be electric tampon extractors in the crappers! Who dreamed up this stupid shit anyway, the French or the Arabs?

OldCujo wrote:

Of course not, a giant set of tongs will automatically extend from the wall, and grab your ass!

Just make sure that you have your back to the friggin' things so they don't rip your nuts off.. The only thing more ridiculous than showers on a commercial airliner would be electric tampon extractors in the crappers! Who dreamed up this stupid shit anyway, the French or the Arabs?

Good question. It was the fucking useless wankers at Airbus who proposed the concept to a number of airlines. Emirates went for it and paid for the R&D.

STILL not had French answers to my questions about showers on an aircraft:

Showers on an aircraft today are an absolutely vainglorious, ridiculous, ostentatious, pretentious and unnecessary gimmick.

Don't these people change their clothes after they shower?

Do they carry a spare set of clothes in their hand-luggage?

Are the showers and bathrooms cleaned after each use?

Do you have to book your time slot?

What happens if the water runs out and you're still soaping your hair?

What happens if the aircraft encounters turbulence and the captain turns on the seatbelt sign? Are you exempt from the laws of physics because you're under the shower?

Only a company like Airbus that lost the plot years ago could come up with an already failed aircraft like the A380 and a completly ridiculous concept like onboard public showers.

French management and engineering -- as useful as last month's weather forecast.

They can save even more space and just put a shower head over one of these fine French products.

DutchHateFrogs2 wrote:

They can save even more space and just put a shower head over one of these fine French products.

Was thinking just that earlier today, having been confronted with one of this non-flushing shitholes, literally, while using a French motorway last month.

Evolution, hygience and standards of decency have bypassed France. Bet they wish the Germans had done the same in 1940.

More than half the A380s that have been delivered, all years late, have already been grounded or withdrawn from service, due to faults, stranding unhappy and disgruntled passengers adn meaning IN EVERY CASE the airline (there are STILL only TWO operators) had to rely on Boeings to do the job.

In fact, only two A380s have so far have NOT been grounded. Unbelievable. one even hit a hangar wall BEFORE it was even in service...

What a fucking shambles.

"The French just don't do aerospace."

The only thing more ridiculous than showers on a commercial airliner would be electric tampon extractors in the crappers

Absolutely. The correlation between Airbus and cunts is well-known.

The French response to awkward questions...

Still no frogs willing to offer ONE SINGLE GOOD REASON for having showers on commercial aircraft today...

ROFLMKSAO

"The French don't have a fucking CLUE about aerospace."

TheCaledonian wrote:

Still no frogs willing to offer ONE SINGLE GOOD REASON for having showers on commercial aircraft today...

They could be torture compartments for unruly frogs.

"Still no frogs willing to offer ONE SINGLE GOOD REASON for having showers on commercial aircraft today..."




The customer wanted a shower so they added a shower.


Business rule #1...






Something that a guy from the last english colony in Europe can't understand.

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October 6, 2008

QANTAS’S new pin-up aircraft was briefly grounded in Brisbane when engineers discovered damage to an exterior latch. The Airbus A380 was delayed as repairs were made to the latch but an airline spokeswoman refused to describe the nature of the damage or how it occurred. The aircraft returned to Sydney without incident.

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ROFLMKSAO

What if the customer had wanted a sauna?

Rule #1 in business: MAKE MONEY, don't pander to every arsehole customer. If Airbus had any clue or if Emirates didn't own them, they'd have said "no can do".

Make money? A380?

ROFLMKSAO indeed. Never going to happen, it will NEVER break even. It'll break, sure, but break even...?

Funny.

......the way i hear it the french haven't mastered taking showers on the ground either.